mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

fuckyeahlaughters:

Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.

unbeliev-ers:

lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

movin my hips like yeah 

this is what yahoo payed $1.1 billion for

painttoolsai:

do ants have pubic hair

masasexual:

marciewantsthev:

masasexual:

Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you.  ”May I have this dance?” they ask.  You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.

Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.

maxterbate:

do you ever hear someones voice for the first time and you just dont want to stop hearing their voice ever because its so smooth and eloquent 

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

firelordazula:

do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests